What distinguish “The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots” is its uncanny observations of odd, obnoxious, selfish, and outright stupid behavior every driver and passenger witnesses every time they venture onto the roadways. In fact, we found the quiz by itself to provide enough laughter, insights (and shame) to make it worth buying the whole book. Attempt to beat the train by speeding around the railroad bucks.” Make a u-turn and try to find another street or route to avoid waiting for the train to pass. Stop and wait patiently for the train to pass. “The railroad bucks are coming down due to a train approaching in the distance. Here’s one of the questions, for example: Not only is there a definition, but there’s also a short quiz to test yourself (in confidence) whether you are one of those cidiots (and to what degree: a major cidiot, a borderline cidiot, or a future victim of a cidiot). And if you’re wondering (wisely) whether the book provides a definition of “Cidiots,” you’re in luck. If anything, the above description is an understatement.
Whether you’re the culprit or the victim of cidiot driving, The Little Handbook for Navigationally Challenged Cidiots will have you laughing, pouring tears, and showing off your enriched cidiot vocabulary.” Inside, you’ll find “The Motor Mouth Motorist” who suffers from road rage, “The Para Lane Bluffer” who can’t decide if they want to merge with oncoming traffic until the last second, “The Eye Shadow Bandit” who thinks she’s skilled enough to drive at high speeds while applying makeup in the car mirror, and many more epic adventures of daily cidiot driving habits that are far too many to list here. “Filled with hundreds of common driving offenses, this gut-wrenching funny handbook features hilariously, jaw dropping terms and phrases describing some of the nastiest driving habits you or another cidiot have engaged in almost every day on the highways and byways.
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